Tuesday, March 27, 2018

27/Secrets & Lies

Our office had a close family atmosphere, but not G-rated "family." Following some drinking at my first office party with them, we all got into an elevator and the boss said, "Can you ladies tell me why women fake orgasms?" I was both relieved and amused when someone spoke up: "Because we're tired and want closure."
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8 comments:

  1. HelenMarch 27, 2018 at 3:51 PM

    One of my favourite Seinfeld episodes is the one where Kramer says he fakes orgasms (for the same reasons given in the elevator).

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  2. SabineMarch 28, 2018 at 4:02 AM

    Is the lie that you're actually the one who said it?

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    1. SusanMarch 28, 2018 at 5:52 AM

      No, I was struck dumb. I was the new employee, and couldn't believe what I was hearing. But I soon adjusted.

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  3. SabineMarch 28, 2018 at 8:04 AM

    Because the commercial is over and we want to watch David Letterman?

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  4. Kim HanniganMarch 29, 2018 at 9:10 AM

    Glad I wasn't still drinking my coffee when I read this...and all the comments!

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  5. CedarwaxwingMarch 29, 2018 at 1:51 PM

    So funny!

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  6. MaliMarch 30, 2018 at 5:12 PM

    Perfect!

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