About to open the refrigerator, my father stopped in mid-gesture then slowly turned to face me.
"What did you say?"
I knew instantly I had made a mistake. A big one. But a year of talking my way out of consequences for missing freshman homework assignments had taught me to think fast on my feet. I knew what I had to do.
Aackk, the suspense! Hurry up January 20th...
ReplyDelete"I didn't say anything! You've been listening to fake news!" (For Helen, who can't stand the suspense.)
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
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