Our office had a close family atmosphere, but not G-rated "family." Following some drinking at my first office party with them, we all got into an elevator and the boss said, "Can you ladies tell me why women fake orgasms?" I was both relieved and amused when someone spoke up: "Because we're tired and want closure."
One of my favourite Seinfeld episodes is the one where Kramer says he fakes orgasms (for the same reasons given in the elevator).
ReplyDeleteIs the lie that you're actually the one who said it?
ReplyDeleteNo, I was struck dumb. I was the new employee, and couldn't believe what I was hearing. But I soon adjusted.
DeleteBecause the commercial is over and we want to watch David Letterman?
ReplyDeleteLOLOL!
DeleteGlad I wasn't still drinking my coffee when I read this...and all the comments!
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
ReplyDeletePerfect!
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